Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have brown hair.
I am embarrassed by how spaz-tastic I am.
I often misspell the word annihilation.
I never wish I were a celebrity.
My least favorite friend is the imaginary one that I dont remember anymor.
I would like a Brett hug.
My favorite company is ikea.
I hate cheaters most in the world.
I wish my brother's name was George.
I really like broccoli.
My favorite cult is the one I am about to start.
My favorite ancient culture is cheese.
I would get naked under my own covers for a Klondike Bar.
I could chuck chuck upchuck wood.
I fart and skip and count in base 6.
I creepily touch this.
The Internet acronym that enrages me the most is LOL.
My favorite initials are BAKF.
I've never told anybody that I fart constantly.
The sherrif shot first.
A dinosaur drinks 56165465165411448525554446574675532745.3 cups of water per day.
When I spin in really large circles it makes me tired.

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