Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have cute hair.
I am embarrassed by my mom.
I often misspell the word remember.
I do not wish I were a celebrity.
My least favorite friend is Michael.
I would like a squishfabulous hug.
My favorite company is the Cornish Pasty Company.
I hate cucumber most in the world.
I like like broccoli.
My favorite cult is Scientology.
My favorite ancient culture is the Incas.
I would FUCK for a Klondike Bar.
I could chuck your dad's (lololol) wood.
I can't touch this.
I would wear a monocle if one was offered to me.
John Wilkes Booth shot first.
A dinosaur drinks 4,897 cups of water per day.
When I bone it makes me tired.
A room full of decompsing human bodies (lolol was the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

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