Here are a few things you might like to know about me.

I have asymmetrical hair.
I am embarrassed by most people who represent Texas.
I often misspell the word broccoli .
I never, ever wish I were a celebrity.
I would like a long distance hug.
My favorite company is Bad Company.
I hate doing laundry most in the world.
I wish my brother's name was Turd, because he'd be Turd Ferguson.
I actually like broccoli.
My favorite cult is Tumblr.
My favorite ancient culture is Greek.
I would pay about a dollar for a Klondike Bar.
The Internet acronym that enrages me the most is BBIAF.
I definitely would wear a monocle if one was offered to me.
When I do my radio show it makes me tired.
Haggis was the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

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